Heather finally did it! - she went ahead and called the company and got us the internet at home. Much kudos to here for holding out so long, though.
Now, I'll be taking bets for a pool to see how long before she sets up a blog. I don't think it will be long - and then the world will see (or the two or three people who actually read this) how Heather can rant with the best of them.